
Published: 1 year ago
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The Hillary Clinton campaign would like us not to talk about the way she looks, and Rudy Giuliani would like us not to babble about his psyche. I say no to all that. Here in America, the way we show respect is by showing disrespect.

Published: 1 year ago
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I'm just answering questions from my blog readers. Here's the blog post with the questions I was working from.

Published: 1 year ago
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An old tree, a fat and pompous politician, a girl who survived rabies, a record album from 40 years ago, a possibly evil artist, and some clouds and flowers.

Published: 2 years ago
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Evil birds, where not to meet men, using nonfiction books to teach kids to read, Mad Magazine, finding the mummified body of the previous owner in the house you just bought...

Published: 2 years ago
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I'm waiting for the Democratic candidates to start their debate. Also: migraines and a dream about a bird that hovers and dies.