All-new for 2008, it's Borderline! We've got a new web site, some New Year's resolutions and another drink to review, so download and enjoy the Bdline goodness. • Intro: The all-new Borderline. • Our web site has moved, but sadly our listener comments did not. • Lynn doesn't remember her age and rounds up for good measure. • Danni starts her journey to become the Biggest Boozer. Trust us, it's not as bad as it sounds. • Neil refuses to grow facial hair as a New Year's resolution. Break music is by yamomanem "diga diga do" • What We’z Drinkin’ Now - Low Cal Margarita sent by Redboy & Absolute Amy 6 oz. Sierra Mist Free (or other diet lemon lime soda) 1.5 oz. tequila 1/2 tsp. Crystal Light lemonade drink mix 1 oz. lime juice Mix everything together and serve over crushed ice! If you want you can rim the glass with lime juice and salt. 105 calories! Danni's low-cal snack - Don't be a Turkey Omelette 1 serving (6 slices or so) smoked deli turkey 3-4 large egg whites 1 tsp horseradish garlic seasoning salt & pepper red pepper flakes splash milk Combine and whip. Cover finished omelette in 2 tbsp light whipped cream cheese. It's very filling, rich, high in protein and low-fat. Break music is by FOLIO "Friday Girl" • Lynn's Celebrity Gossip - Hurricane Britney hits L.A., lands in the hospital with Dr. Phil; Jamie Spears is knocked up; Ali Sims is still desperate for attention; Lindsay Lohan falls off the wagon then jumps back on again; Penélope Cruz makes out with her sister for her brother's video; Suri Cruise will not start acting before she can speak; Hilton patriarch gives fortune away to charity instead of his undeserving grandchildren. • Movie review: Juno will give you a tear beard. Break music is by The Queue "What's Wrong With You" • Outro: Scientists say monkeys 'pay' for sex by grooming; Reborns are really creepy; thanks for the holiday cards, Brad P. and Redboy & Absolute Amy!; try our camera game - we dare you. Listen to Episode #81 (MP3) 20.4 MB

It's another exciting Borderline vidcast - filmed in cinematic BorderVision! In this episode, our fearless trio tackles the biggest challenge of their short podcasting careers: hosting Turkey-loaf Tuesday*! And what is Turkey-loaf Tuesday? Watch and find out! *Note: Turkey-loaf Tuesday was not held on Tuesday and did not include a turkey-loaf. Uploaded with Skitch! Music featured in this episode: Nalts "Ax Chase Turkey" The Gas House Gorillas "Cookin' At Home" miggs "Perfect" White Rabbits "Tourist Trap" View Video (requires Quicktime, iTunes or other h.264-compatible media player)

Tonight's feature: Borderline at the Portable Media Expo, filmed in exciting BorderVision! THRILL to the crazy sights and sounds of Santa Monica! CHILL with Borderline and some of today's hottest podcasting stars! SPILL your popcorn while watching Borderline's most embarrassing moments! DOWNLOAD it today! Uploaded with Skitch! Music featured in this episode: Podcast Troubadour "Beach Boise" Monkeyshine "Lifes a Beach" The Fire Apes "Tuesday's Fine" View Video (requires Quicktime, iTunes or other h.264-compatible media player)

Returning from a summer of fury, everyone's favorite fasi-quamous podcast is back with more misspankings. To decipher that coded sentence, just listen to this episode of Borderline. • Intro: We are fasi-quamous, and Lynn is not happy about it. • It's game time! Danni suits up as a Husker cliché. • Danni makes her birthday wish list. Break music is by Don't Harass Betty "Your Love is Everything" • Lynn Car Buying Experiment: 1 Lynn + 2 parents + stupid car salesmen = 1 crabby Lynn. • Purple Wrangler - Up, Up and Away! Break music is by valley lodge "Hanging On" • Outro: Neil's move debacle; Lynn's jewelry-buying trip leads to some unexpected conversations. Listen to Episode #80

Behold, the first Borderline Vidcast! Video didn't kill the podcast star, but it did give us a good opportunity to document our Fifth of July trip to Denver. So sit back and enjoy the sights and sounds of the Mile High City in exciting BorderVision! * * BorderVision may cause nausea, earache or a burning sensation in some viewers. Use BorderVision only as directed. Featured music is by Craymo "Happy Birthday" View Video (requires Quicktime, iTunes or other h.264-compatible media player)

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