On today's News Poem Marty swills warm gin with a brokenhearted Jessica Simpson, he pokes his stick in a barrel of crude oil, and finally the primary voting continues... and continues... and continues...

Today Marty stumbles through (dang, it was a Monday!) three verses... the first discusses Britney Spears' chuck in the trunk, the second verse takes a quick look at the American economy, and the third swings a 9 Iron directly at that dope in the White House.

In today's episode Marty throws baseballs at Barry Bonds' head... he's psyched about the NJ budget keepin' our parks open.. and he's got something to say about Hillary, Barak, and John Mcain.

Here's a News Poem from May 14th. Marty's got mother nature in his sights: at least this past weekend's storm... then he fires away at the NJ budget... and finally it's time to swing at the chaos on the set of the new James Bond flick...

Marty's in great form today! Check him out as he trashes Bush's plan to save the housing slump, why the FBI should keep off Tommy Chong's back, and Bush's daughter's wedding night plans. (Handled with care by Carl after Marty delivers his audio equivilent of a Dirty Sanchez.)

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